Bless me Father, for I have sinned...
It has been 1 week 2 weeks 3 weeks about a month many months about a year a few years This is my first confession. since my last confession.
I committed Adultery
I took God's name in vain.
I had sex with a minor.
I had sex with a miner.
I killed some people.
I killed some people under extenuating circumstances.

	Self Defense. I was working for the Government.
	It was an accident.
I was Sober. Drunk. I ran with scissors. I spent milk money on beer. I had bad thoughts about the tv anchorwoman. I ate the last donut. I didn't call back even though my message says I will. I wished my boss would die suddenly. I wanted my cousin. I did anything to get my way. I violated fruit. I was vain and insincere. I sought solace in the bottle.                Pipe.                Hypodermic. I failed to mention my wife. I fondled inappropriately. I spoke out of malice. I laughed both first and last. I attempted to seduce the cashier. I wore a woman's/man's undergarment. I careened recklessly into the night. I was consumed by thoughts of large breasts. I tormented the cat. I maligned my in-laws. I padded my expense account.                Bra. I declined to offer assistance. I enjoyed the sight of misery. I didn't flush. I dove into the shallow end. I manipulated. I failed to yield. I paid cash for lascivious acts. I was greedy and unthoughtful of others. I gave psychoactive blood. I laughed at the retarded. I savored lustful images. I bragged and thought much of myself. I bore false witness. I flamed my fellows. I was slothful and gluttonous. I was anxious and prone to mischief. I pursued the wives of others. I indulged in blatant disregard. I copped a feel. I borrowed with no thought of returning. I bartered with the desperate. I cornered markets. I grudged my nurse. I had seditious intentions. I made late payments. I colluded in subterfuge. I drove away without notifying the car's owner. I was purposeful in my neglect to prevent birth. I traded my WIC stamps for Herb. I trashed recyclables. I did unto others. I sought. I responded in an untimely manner. I boned my wife's/husband's sister/brother. I took advantage of an underling. I traded insults. I defaced and otherwise rendered illegible. I stuck gum in the parking meter. I bred inwardly. I was purposeful in my inattention. I was woefully inadequate. I turned tricks. I broke wind. I avenged. I turned my cheeks. I trod heavily. I consorted with Satan. I had bad thoughts and ideas. I was eager in my pleasure. I knowingly contracted. I goaded. I fell asleep inappropriately. I peed in the Holy Water.